Kimora Mae, 18, British. Female, Ravenclaw,
Steampunk, Bibliophile, Fanwarrior | INFJ | Melancholic. | Harry Potter | Doctor Who | Marvel & DC | Stargate | Sherlock | LotR | Steam Powered Giraffe | Star Trek: TOS | Red Dwarf | Anything Tim Burton

Mad As A Hatter On Coffee

The best coffee is slightly too hot and too strong.

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

wonderhawk:

thefingerfuckingfemalefury:

macklemore-fujisaki:

bobsjokes:

kitten vs humidifier

hIS TINY PAWS OMGOMGOMG

HUMAN

IT IS DOING A THING

I THINK GHOSTS ARE ESCAPING FROM THIS BOX HUMAN WHY DID YOU BRING THIS INTO OUR HOME

His face at the end, the poor thing looks so lost

This kitty is SO confused as to what is actually going on and what it’s actually batting at with its precious little paws…

Like

HUMAN EXPLAIN THE THING

(via dancelilithdance)

filthycurtains:

Actual representation of what happens when you and your friend have class together.

(Source: spookycurtains, via ladyoswald)

stardust-to-dust:

my favorite thing to do when i work with my annoying coworker is to not react at all when she starts laughing/gasping/whatever at her book/comics/articles or whatever the fuck she’s doing because it seems like the worst torture she’s ever been through. she’ll be like “oh my god, that is hilarious/oh my god, i can’t believe this/*hysterical laughing*” and i don’t even look at her, i just stare at my computer and keep a straight face because i don’t know how else to drive the point home that i literally do not care even a little bit and it drives. her. nuts. omg. she looks like she’s about to explode and finally she just blurts out the reason and i’m like. “okay.” and the fact that i don’t react the way she wants infuriates her and it makes me so happy.

:))))))

this is the best way to deal with most humans- especially if they’re one of the pretending-to-be-ill ones

sasstronauuut:

thatcouldhavegoneworse:

thatwriterchickyouknow:

septemregnasansae:

no but bi harry deliberately fucking with ron like they’re at christmas dinner or w/e and harry just goes “you know ron i’m in love with your sister and everything but if bill was single…goddamn. i’d go there”

bill winks across the table at harry

ron screams

"GODDAMN IT YOU CAN’T TAKE ALL MY SIBLINGS, HARRY."

"Don’t worry, Ron, you can keep Percy."

I FUKCGIN PISSED MYSELF

I read this as “bi harry deliberately fucking with at christmas”

(Source: sideraclara, via my-flourish-and-blotts)

sildesalaten:

best-of-funny:

ackanime:

drgraevling:

I have no idea how you could possibly say that Norway is the penis and Sweden’s the ballsack. Obviously Sweden is the penis and Finland is the ballsack. Norway is more like a weird slug, riding on the penis.

I can’t think of any reason why I shouldn’t reblog this.

X 

so basically, Sweden has lacked balls ever since 1809

(via cuntsman-sniper)

overly-khr-obsessed:

naililyam:

kessuburd:

huffingtonpost:

My Beautiful Woman based on a true story. 

Think twice before you judge a parent. 

most watch.

Guys, please watch this. This has to be one of the most powerful videos in the world, I bawled my eyes out

(Source: youtube.com, via satanssecretblog)

lunalovegouda:

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

image

(via succeeding)

micahplease:

I have a new hero. His name is Roger Bucklesby.

(via cuntsman-sniper)

siderealv:

lord-kitschener:

halcyon-ia:

break the rules

no gods no kings no masters

i am in fucking tears right now laughing at this

(Source: blazepress.com, via cuntsman-sniper)

vanconcastiel:

ineffably-crowley:

overlordmycroft:

welcome to october

Jazzy times before the skeleton war.

I know they’re supposed to be snapping but that’s not what it looks like

(via cuntsman-sniper)

al-the-stuff-i-like:

theperksofbeingalibrarian:

library-lessons:

At the library…

Little known fact: 90% of librarians are just overgrown children.

this is art

(via naturalshocks)